the time of the year that all of us canadians crave and look forward to most; the early taste of summer! in terms of winters, the last one wasn't as bad as most of us have seen. but for some reason, for me, it was one of the longest. now with blue skies, warm breezes and patios opening, the sexy tease of that slutty summer we all know and love has pulled out it's beautiful teet and we are ready to suck. oh, we're ready to suck. here are all of the things i look forward to this summer.
it comes and goes like the Flash. but when it's here, i don't mind having to get drunk every day just to enjoy it. in my opinion, the best toronto patios are:
CADILLAC LOUNGE, 1296 QUEEN ST. WEST
tons of space, lots of sunshine, and always rockabilly/rock/country bands playing live right outside!
BISTRO 422, 422 COLLEGE ST.
cheap cheap cheap booze, dirty awesomeness and sassy old gay man waiters. genius.
SOUZ DAL, 636 COLLEGE ST.
quite, dimly lit, intimate and lovely. awesome drink specials, too.
RONNIE'S LOCAL, 69 NASSAU ST.
watch the local pedestrian traffic and drink some cheap beers on picnic tables? yes please.
SUTRA TIKI BAR, 612 COLLEGE ST.
sand on the ground, paper landers and drinks served in coconuts. aloha, bitch.
SQUIRLY'S, 807 QUEEN ST. WEST
huge, packed, loud and smokey. just the way i like it.
ooh, ice cream! popsicles! no longer do you fear the brain freeze, because you crave all of that delicious stickiness dripping down your chin and fingers. ew... anyways. i know that i'm heading to costco or some shit like that to get a life-size supply of freezies and popsicles, STAT.
SEXY SUMMER FASHIONS
summer is the time to get in the trouble with the police, have sex in parks, smoke weed by the lake and drive around aimlessly. blast your music from your backyard as loud as possible, hold out of control house parties, bbq for hours and hours and wander the streets completely waaaasted. this is the time for your inner devil to shine.
can't hardly wait to get my bike all tuned up and then WATCH OUT WORLD, here comes brittney in her sears 1978 electric blue bike! boys and girls on bikes/who ride bikes are so cute, it's a great work out and it's personally so refreshing and a major stress killer. i want to ride my bicyyyyycle.