3/9/10

BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW

that i collect snow globes. ONLY COOL ONES. there's supposed to be one from iceland in there but this fat american bitch at customs made me toss it out because two table spoons of glittery water is apparently a risk to 200 people on board a plane to toronto. stupid cow. as for the niagara falls one; just too good to resist, especially after all of the shinadigans jen and i got ourselves into there last summer. the bull's from spain and the robot's from berlin from my musician friend who tours a lot. give me your quirky snow globes, please.

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